I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.

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“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”

“I’ll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I’ll reach my hand into the jar t…”