I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”

“I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.”

“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer …”

“Accepting your help, I’m not doing it for me—I’m doing it for you. You need to …”