I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.

“I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the…”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike ce…”