I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I should be a politician.

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”

“Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong.…”

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coup…”