I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.

“An empty room holds nothing but memories. At least it would, if I didn’t just f…”

“My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept…”

“I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.”

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, chan…”