I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which would be used for comedians. And politicians.

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“As a thinker, and most writers would consider themselves thinkers, your competi…”

“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”

“Hellos are ascending in speed, not slowing down like goodbyes. I may say hi as …”