I want to knit myself a skin-tight sweater, made out of human flesh.

“A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t ca…”

“If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If y…”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my …”

“If I woke up naked in bed with a strange British woman, my first thought would …”