I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. My dry wit is wetter than you’d imagine.

“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”

“Getting a rejection letter from a place you’ve been thinking about is bad enoug…”

“The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more t…”

“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and…”