I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.

“A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a ta…”

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“Don’t point your accusatory finger at me, unless you want me to wrap my hand ar…”

“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”