I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show how modern and feminist I am by taking on her last name after marriage.


“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be…”

“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve a…”

“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger…”

“I’m growing my hair out. Out of the country, because it’s cheaper to grow it in…”