I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.

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“When someone says, “One last thing,” it never is. Unless they die right after s…”

“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”

“Normally I charge 60 cents on the dollar for stolen merchandise. But since it w…”