I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY


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“I am the Chuck Yeager of love. You’ll need to wear earplugs when I break the so…”

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“I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, …”