I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY


“A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Bric…”

“I want a house that costs somewhere in the neighborhood of any other neighborho…”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”

“In high school pottery class, I never made a whole vase. Instead I made fragmen…”