I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”