I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.

“If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?”

“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”

“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal,…”