I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, because it’s hurting my ears.

“Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the fal…”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”

“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”

“I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me l…”