I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kissinger, or even politics. It’ll be about radiator fluid, and all the health benefits you can enjoy from chugging it.

“I like sauce in my cereal. But not just any sauce, it has to be a cream sauce, …”

“People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how d…”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”