I want to write a chicken story, starting from scratch, and my handwriting is chicken scratch so it’s perfect.

“My bed’s comforter is yellow. It has to be to hide all the melted butter stains…”

“Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be.”

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on h…”

“A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace li…”