I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why…” “My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it…” “I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my…” “This is my logo for Mouth”