I want to write a song called “Two Straws and a Spoon,” about one man being cuckolded by a milkshake.

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's prob…”

“A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn sign…”