I want to write an unreliable narrator. In fact, he’ll be so unreliable that I’m not even sure he’ll show up to narrate.

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”

“When I'm in yoga class, and I'm in the Tree Pose, I always pretend I'm the Tree…”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”