I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able to ride it, but it would also be unsuitable for a young lady to be a young man.

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”

“I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it…”

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the ea…”