I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a lot about romance, and proper gratuity etiquette.

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he …”

“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deco…”

“Communicating, like undressing someone, can effectively be done with your eyes.”

“The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.”