I was born in 1928, rearranged

“If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I…”

“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how …”

“I was reminded of my ex girlfriend the other day. It’s amazing that something a…”

“I could have murdered a man today, but by not doing so I saved his life, and th…”