I was done with men. Totally and completely. I was looking forward to a life as a cat lady. I was going to get a dozen cats and a fucking great vibrator, maybe one of those rabbits I heard about, and that was it.

“Hank wants to have a conversation tonight. We had a conversation last night! I …”

“…when you talk about Mike, you look like a woman who’s talkin’ about a guy she …”

“I’d pay a man to talk to me that way.”

“She stopped pushing but declared; "Prentice, I know how this works. Sure, she s…”