I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.

“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me t…”

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”

“I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”