I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

“If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would g…”

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“Cher and share alike. At least in sound. Most of the decisions I make are sound…”