I wasn't sure I found that particularly reassuring, but in the event of an attack I wasn't going to be as much use as Thomas 'Oh sorry, was that your Tiger Tank?' Nightingale.

“The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doct…”

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“Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's eve…”

“This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there…”