I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything about politics?

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”

“Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don’t get it down on paper it decompo…”