I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.

“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty …”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.”