I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

“And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for …”

“No, it’s not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voi…”

“and so will the world end, I think, a victim of love rather than hate. For love…”

“A person can't change all at once.”