I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).

“I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it w…”

“I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling…”

“I’ll get a gift for you, but I’ll give it to someone else to give to you, so th…”

“The only time I like traffic lights turning yellow or red is in the fall.”