I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chameleon when I edit the photo. And chameleon is better than commando.

“I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my bel…”

“I am a tree, though I’m not a shady character. I’m like a tree in winter.”

“If I could sleep with any literary character, I’d love to sleep with The Cat in…”

“Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean …”