I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn into my shirts. What can I say, I’ve grown out of dressing like Helen Keller.

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …”

“Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will…”

“I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.”

“The final few weeks in a town before you move always feel like vacation, like y…”