I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room.

“I am on pace to break his record. He’s only got one, so after that I’m going to…”

“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.”