I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot cof…”

“My clones will look like me, and therefore I’ll treat them like myself—starting…”

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”