I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in…” “I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.” “Through the machine I want access to Agatha’s mind. What machine? The Orafoura …” “I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of gett…”