I went out on a limb, because that’s where the noose was.

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”

“I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the yo…”

“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be bra…”

“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”