I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must have had a brother, and I fear one day that paper man’s brother is going to shoot me while I am laying flat on my back.

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”

“I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interroga…”

“I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty K…”

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”