I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.

“I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.”

“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first …”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“My information is based on yesterday’s newspaper. But that’s OK, because I’m li…”