I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t hear it through the grass, the dirt, and his coffin lid.

“She said, “You disgust me. How do you live with yourself?” So I said, “Like I l…”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it c…”

“Control your temper, or it will control you. Sometimes even remotely, like a to…”