i wish cats could float around your head

“A 5’5”, 182-pound, 43-year-old man wearing khaki shorts and a UCLA sweatshirt r…”

“tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex”

“i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the lo…”

“Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. …”