I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of squandering it on balls, balloons, booze, and floozies.

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive an…”

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“The answer is three, I said as I held up three fingers—my middle through my pin…”

“This is my logo for Mike”