I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have at least put on a jacket.

“A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket…”

“A brick could be crushed, mixed with water, and drunk like a sports drink. And …”

“I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what t…”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”