I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.

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“A blanket could be used like cloud cover
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“The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze w…”

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throa…”