I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.

“I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I…”

“I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toil…”

“Most people walk along the beach hoping to find a fossilized Megalodon shark’s …”

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this m…”