I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)

“You have no idea how much it bothers me to know that I was the man she meant to…”

“Don’t hurt him. (Geary)Do you think I came all the way over here to hurt him? I…”

“You’re human. No one cares if you sleep with a whore. (Artemis)(Tory did someth…”

“I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew …”