I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.

“A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. 
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“Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade educatio…”