I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

“A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. …”

“I’ll get a gift for you, but I’ll give it to someone else to give to you, so th…”

“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul…”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”