I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. …” “I’ll get a gift for you, but I’ll give it to someone else to give to you, so th…” “At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul…” “I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”