I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be, as soon as I get my bicycle’s flat tire fixed.

“Call me Sweet Rivers. I’ll be by the lake if you need me.”

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on y…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subj…”