I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Is there relationship insurance? You know, in case someone steals your signific…” “I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.” “A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair. ” “One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to…”